Hello folks and welcome to the 2nd edition of Glenn's Random Thoughts. Let's get right to it.
Glenn's First Random Thought: Well, I am glad to see the Olympics go so that we can get back to regular television. I say that, but as soon as the Olympics were over we went right into the Democratic National Convention on every cable channel. Talk about reality TV. What a dog and pony show that was. I would rather watch re-runs of "The Golden Girls" than watch that mess. Remember these hot chicks? My favorite was the old grandma.... so spunky.
Glenn's Second Random Thought: Folks, it is time for college football and I am going to give you a couple of predictions for our hometown teams.
First, the Warhawks of LA Monroe travel to The Plains to take on the mighty Auburn Tigers. I am leaving in the morning heading to the game. I can't wait to see Auburn's new spread offense. Last year, the Warhawks surprised Bammer and stole a win in T-Town but I don't expect Auburn to have the same misfortune. I see Auburn putting up 30 points before halftime with their new spread offense and winning big in this one, 45-3.
On the other side of the state, the mighty Elephants of Bammer travel to Hot-Lanta to battle the Clemson Tigers. Clemson is lead by two outstanding running backs that are fast as lightning when they play on turf. Bama is lead by QB John Parker Wilson and the highly touted freshman Julio Jones. Word is that Julio is the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Reports out of Tuscaloosa have it that the NCAA has decided to go ahead and award Julio with the Heisman Trophy before season even starts because of how good he is. I also heard that Clemson went out and recruited the two cornerbacks for Prattville High School that shut down Julio in the second round of the AHSAA playoffs last year, so I don't see Julio as a big threat in this game. I think JPW will throw at least 7 interceptions and I see Clemson taking care of business 33-10. Below is a picture of Coach Saban and Julio boarding the team bus to Atlanta.
Glenn's Third Random Thought: There is no way you can tell me that these girls were old enough to compete in the Olympics.
Glenn's Final Random Thought: Why is it called a "Driveway" when you park your car there? And why is it called a "Parkway" when you drive on it? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Well, that's all for this edition of "Glenn's Random Thoughts." Until next time, Be Sweet Ya'll.
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